Stan to World: "No, seriously..."

Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin

Eminem imitator jailed for murder

Duncan, who dressed like the U.S. rap star and has similar tattoos, pleaded guilty to murder last week.

He had been remanded in custody to allow the judge to consider the minimum term he should serve for killing the 26-year-old woman he met in a karaoke bar.

Duncan, 21, beat her with a metal baseball bat and stuffed her unconscious into a suitcase after she went back to his flat in Bethnal Green, east London.

In other news, I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan: Beware Same Fisher

Sam Fisher is back and this time he's robbing banks and escaping from jail. This will be just like when Superman goes evil. It's so wrong but it feels so right.

No, it's a Greater Honor for Me.

But it's time for me stop this for a little while.

I couldn't be less inspired right now, so I'm calling it quits.

the quarterwit is on an official, formal and for real hiatus until further notice.

New Haven Graffiti

I'd Like My Deprogramming Scheduled for After the Honeymoon, Please.

Katie Holmes is "converting" to Scientology.


Katie and L. Ron. Together at last.

So Lame.

I haven't posted in like infinity days, it's so lame. Real life is so bananas that I don't have time. I'm sure there are other blogs to read and important things to pay attention to. For example, I'm sure we're still at war, interesting things are happening in the Michael Jackson trial, and straightedge kids are making great choices about how to treat their pristine bodies. Try to keep up with current affairs until I am back.

Until soon, stay in touch.

Music Baton*

Theresa told me to do this.**

Total volume of music files on my computer:
7 GB

The last CD I bought was:

I can't remember. I haven't bought one in a long, long time. The last full album I added to my collection was Street Dreams by Fabolous, burned from a friend.

Song playing right now:

I don't have any music playing right now. I am working in silence at the moment.

Five songs I listen to a lot, or mean a lot to me:

1. At My Window Sad and Lonely - Wilco and Billy Bragg
2. Feelin' It - Jay-Z
3. e. texas ave. - the promise ring
4. Stolen Goods - Pearly Sweets and the Platonics
5. Loosifa - the Juggaknots

*Which I am not passing off to anyone else.
**Yes, I am too cool for this nonsense. Yes, I am doing it just for you.

No, Really.

The above was not made with the Church Sign Generator.

It is for real: A North Carolina church actually made it.