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Eminem imitator jailed for murder

Duncan, who dressed like the U.S. rap star and has similar tattoos, pleaded guilty to murder last week.

He had been remanded in custody to allow the judge to consider the minimum term he should serve for killing the 26-year-old woman he met in a karaoke bar.

Duncan, 21, beat her with a metal baseball bat and stuffed her unconscious into a suitcase after she went back to his flat in Bethnal Green, east London.

In other news, I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan: Beware Same Fisher

Sam Fisher is back and this time he's robbing banks and escaping from jail. This will be just like when Superman goes evil. It's so wrong but it feels so right.